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Top of the Round Hoodie

$45.00 - $46.50
A warm-fleece hoodie, perfect for those rainy nights in Ishnar, or for when you're running for your life during the Reaping. 10/10 would recommend.

• 75% combed ring-spun cotton/25% polyester fleece
• 2" rolled forward shoulder
• Hooded
• Contrast white metallic zipper and pouch pockets
• Not intended for sleepwear
• 1x1 rib spandex cuffs and waistband
• Unisex
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TotR Pullover

$33.00 - $34.00
Decorate your chest with our TotR logo. We take no responsibility for crit fails while you're wearing this product.

• 100% California fleece cotton
• Hooded with matching finished polyester drawcord
• Raglan sleeves
• Front pouch pocket
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Everybody Dies Shirt

$20.00 - $24.00
This shirt reminds us of some very important life lessons: don't take Se'ku to a tavern. Don't take Talice to a tavern. Don't touch anything. Hell, avoid going anywhere, okay?

+8 to handsomeness
additional +2 if you're not wearing pants

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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Champion of the Evergrove Puzzle Tee

$16.00 - $20.00
I became Champion of the Evergrove, and all I got was this blasted tee!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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TotR Tee

$21.00 - $28.00
Face the world in STYLE with this TotRTee of the TotRTot variety!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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#MISTAKESWEREMADE

$25.00 - $26.50
WOW, WHAT A NICE EVERGROVE YOU HAVE THERE, WOULD BE A SHAME IF WE CAME IN AND ACCIDENTALLY RUINED EVERYTHING

• 60% organic cotton, 40% recycled poly rPET
• Fabric weight: 5.6 oz/yd² (190 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Crew neck
• Side seams
• Unisex fit
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The Dice Know the Story Tee

$23.00 - $28.50
The farther you get into our episodes, the more we say this. I guess that makes it our slogan or something?

The dice truly DO know the story.

Art by @artmmkay


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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&& Celestial Tee

$27.00 - $28.50
Rep the [redacted] Order and all the Celestials with this shirt! +10 to deception

• 60% organic cotton, 40% recycled poly rPET
• Fabric weight: 5.6 oz/yd² (190 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Crew neck
• Side seams
• Unisex fit
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TotR Leggings

$30.00
Be warned. These are pants of a pantsy type. Chaz will not approve.

• Fabric is 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Four-way stretch
• Elastic waistband
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing
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Beanie of Sap Protection

$17.00
The perfect way to protect your head from bursting sap bubbles. +2 to dexterity

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
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Tote-R Tote Bag!

$25.00
Not as expansive as a bag of holding, but will definitely carry SEVERAL apples.

• 6 oz, 100% cotton canvas
• 22” dual handles
• Dimensions: 14 ½” x 15 ½”
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TotR Phone Armor

$15.50
+12 TO CON FOR YOUR PHONE

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• See-through sides
• Wireless charging compatible
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iShnar Phone Armor

$15.50
+12 TO CON FOR YOUR PHONE

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Wireless charging compatible
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TotR Mug

$11.00 - $15.50
Will hold all your liquids, save for mysterious liquids given to you by Celestials and EVIL TEA!

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy
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TotR Throw

$32.00
+3 to cozy.

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
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TotR Dress

$42.00 - $44.00
You don't even have to cast Gus to make this dress sway!

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Smooth and elastic fabric
• Mid-thigh length flared skirt
• Elastic waistline
• Overlock seams, coverstitch hemline
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Beanie of Shadestrider Protection

$20.00
You won't need any Paladins with this beanie around! +2 to AC during the Reaping.

• 100% acrylic
• One size fits all
• 12'' (30.5 cm) knit
• Fold-over 3'' (7.6 cm) cuff
• Pom-pom on top
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The Dice Know the Story Stickers

$3.00 - $3.50
We recommend sticking to all surfaces, including weapons, armor, and carriages.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor and outdoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
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The Dice Know the Story TotRTot Tot Shirt

$23.00
Now in child, gnome, goblin, and halfling sizes!

• 100% cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
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Beanie of Sapier Protection

$17.00
now with more sap resistance!

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
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Yis Tee

$22.00 - $26.50
For when your voice is compromised.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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Beanie of Yis Protection

$17.00
+3 to your AC while your voice is compromised.

Design by @artmmkay

100% Turbo Acrylic
12" in length
Hypoallergenic 
Unisex style
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TotRCap

$21.00
It is rumored that wearing this TotRcap increases theorizing and lore retention capabilities by 1-100%.

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
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Yis Hoodie

$38.00 - $39.00
Nothing says YIS quite like a hoodie.

• 100% California fleece cotton
• Hooded with matching finished polyester drawcord
• Raglan sleeves
• Front pouch pocket
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#TeamKenon

$25.00 - $28.00
Because who doesn't love rooting for the bad guy--- err.. Dungeon Master?

• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 40 singles thread weight
• Comfortable and durable
• Contemporary fit
• Lightweight
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GrimbleSticker

$3.00 - $3.50

What better way to greet intruders than to stick this to their forehead?


Art by Grant Baumgartner


• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through

• Fast and easy bubble-free application

• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use

• 95µ density


Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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Grimbloid Phone Shield

$15.50

Protect your phone from INTRUDderZSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssss


Art by Grant Baumgartner


• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material

• Solid polycarbonate back

• Flexible polyurethane sides

• .5 mm raised bezel

• See-through sides

• Wireless charging compatible

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iGrimbly Phone Shield

$15.50

Protect your phone from INTRUDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRSsssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Art by Grant Baumgartner


• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material

• Solid polycarbonate back

• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides

• .5 mm raised bezel

• Wireless charging compatible

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Grimbly Hoodie

$32.00 - $34.00

The best part of Grimbly hoodies is that they alert you to DECIEVErSS and CowarDSsSs and allow you to make soup for YOUNG MASTer


Art by Grant Baumgartner


• 100% California fleece cotton

• Hooded with matching finished polyester drawcord

• Raglan sleeves

• Front pouch pocket

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Grimbly Tee

$25.00 - $28.00

So you can spot all the COWWWWWWarDDDDDdssssssssss and DeCEivERSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss around you. Increases soup making abilities by +3


Art by Grant Baumgartner



• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton

• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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TotR Sled Canvas

$35.00 - $40.00
It's like a poster.. but... THICKER.

Doubles as bludgeoning weapon. You're welcome.

Art by Grant Baumgartner

• Fade-resistant
• 20.5 mil thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Matte finish coating
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TotR Sled Poster

$15.50 - $21.00
A little TotR sled joy for your wall! Or to carry around with you everywhere. We aren't judging.

Art by Grant Baumgartner


• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick
• Slightly glossy
• Fingerprint resistant
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TotR Sled Pillow

$25.00
+5 to comf +5 to cute -10 to Talice's comfort

• 100% pre-shrunk polyester case
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)
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Maaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

$15.00
What better way to show your love for grimbly than by wearing this mAAAaaaaaasssssssskkkkkkkkkkkkkk?

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd² (210 g/m²)
• Breathable fabric
• Washable and reusable
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• One size
• Printed on one side, reverse side is left blank
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Sticky Monk Rocket

$3.00 - $3.50
Stick these to EVERYTHING. Your cake, your pastries, your friends. Your goo friends.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
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TotRMask!

$15.00
Protect against *the curse* of the Life Kingdom by sporting our logo.

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Fabric weight: 6.19 oz/yd² (210 g/m²)
• Breathable fabric
• Washable and reusable
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• One size
• Printed on one side, reverse side is left blank
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